$HOOD • stealing from the top 1% of your portfolio

Steal from the rich.Airdrop to the degens.

One hooded man. One longbow. Zero utility. He robbed a carriage, dumped the bag on-chain, and the tax collector has been coping ever since.

Join the heist See the chart (it's fine)

Contract: 0xDAA8f3f54c66E9BE2c44C1B6b566cBD07229CED3 • Tax: 0% (we stole it already)

3D render of Robin Hood in a neon green cloak holding a longbow in a misty forest

The heist, documented frame by frame

Historians call it "highway robbery". We call it a fair launch.

3D render of a horse-drawn chaise stopped by Robin Hood in a green cloak, with a bag of gold coins spilling beside the carriage — Exhibit A — the chaise gets stopped, the bag of money hits the floor, liquidity is born. Nobody was harmed except the treasury.

Step 1

Sheriff's chaise rolls through Sherwood with the bag.

Step 2

Arrow. Negotiation. The bag changes wallets.

Step 3

Coins land in your bag. You immediately buy more $HOOD.

Wealth redistribution, but on-chain

In 1194 he took gold from a carriage and handed it to peasants. In 2026 he took gas fees from a bonding curve and handed them to anons in a group chat. Same guy. Better hoodie.

$HOOD has no roadmap, no whitepaper, and one very confident archer. What it does have is a green mantle, a bag of money, and a sheriff who keeps checking the chart.

Tokenomics: 100% of the supply was already stolen. Distribution is therefore complete. You're welcome.